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Married a Texas woman
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08/21/15 05:29 PM
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mikei
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The first man married a woman from New York. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Cincinnati. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/21/15 05:33 PM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/22/15 01:00 AM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/22/15 01:45 AM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/22/15 01:35 PM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/22/15 03:14 PM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/22/15 05:20 PM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/22/15 08:31 PM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/24/15 02:04 AM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/25/15 01:50 AM
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/25/15 01:25 PM
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I sent this to two of my sisters and an old friend (All Texas Girls)and they all thought it was hilarious. Me too, since I'm married to a Texas girl myself.
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/26/15 04:23 PM
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Not sure if its something to be proud of or not... my wife is a texas girl and if I was to rely on her homemaking skills.... I'd be in sad shape.
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Re: Married a Texas woman
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08/29/15 05:38 PM
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