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#5840967 - 07/21/15 08:57 AM Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL
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Celebrating my mothers birthday today. All she asked for is one of my briskets.
Sisters and brother is coming along with the prick, mooching BIL and the straight laced, stick up her Azz SIL.

Along with 5 tricycle motors. Love the young'uns, they have learned Uncle Kent is the cool uncle with the pool and all the toys (4 wheelers, guns, dogs).

SIL is a vegan, thinks guns are evil, hunting is disgusting, and I am the Devils brother. Made her a salad, and I mean just a salad. A head of lettuce tore up and put in a bowl.

BIL is a Yankee and is one of those " been there, done it better, etc. " guys. Well, I made some of what I call Texas Hog Nutz. Good jalapeño , stuffed with jalapeño pepper jack cheese, wrapped in hot venison sausage. Smoked a bit, then oven a bit. Cored a few and put those seeds in 3 others that I left the seeds in, just for him.

I even have to hide my good scotch and buy some cheap stuff and put it on a decanter. He actually mixed some Pappy with diet coke last Christmas. My mother even lost it with that.

A few years ago I actually tried to get them to hookup and divorce my sister and brother. That was a hell of a Thanksgiving.

It's just a few hours this afternoon, I can make it that long,,,,,,,,,,,,,, everyone have a great day!





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#5840998 - 07/21/15 09:18 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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My sisters decided to marry a couple of Jack wagons too. I swear they did it just to make me miserable.
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#5841048 - 07/21/15 09:48 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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rofl Good looking food yet
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#5841050 - 07/21/15 09:50 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Kill them with love and hot peppers lol.
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#5841056 - 07/21/15 09:56 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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very cool
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#5841069 - 07/21/15 10:01 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Well at least you will have good food and your momma. Just ignore the others. Have a cousin that was vegan for a while, we decided to ignore it... somehow the table conversation always turned to her. Couple years later what you know, she eats meat and drinks milk again.
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#5841089 - 07/21/15 10:10 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Good luck, and at least your mother will be there to visit with and you make her happy. Throat punching in-laws should be legal! boxing
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#5841121 - 07/21/15 10:26 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: Chunky Dunk]
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Originally Posted By: Chunky Dunk
Good luck, and at least your mother will be there to visit with and you make her happy. Throat punching in-laws should be legal! boxing


Thanks, few years back he got too rough wrestling with my youngest boy. I said it was my turn and put him on his back and wrapped him up. I bit him on the head to leave him a reminder. Ma broke it up quick after that.

Kind of like a throat punch,,,,,,a little.
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#5841132 - 07/21/15 10:33 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Looks Great Kent
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#5841184 - 07/21/15 11:02 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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LOL!!! GUTIT, you sound like an individual I'd like to hang out with and watch!! I guess I'm lucky, my brother in law is cool, one of my sister in laws is cool. One brother and his wife I don't even talk to nor see since his wife is a you know what.

How did he like those double seeded Hog nuts? laugh

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#5841188 - 07/21/15 11:03 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Sounds like a great day... banana visit with mama...a little cheers ...followed by food...then finish off the day with a little boxing duel whip (even if only in your thoughts).....

Hope all goes well. up
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#5841218 - 07/21/15 11:20 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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The fact that your BIL mixed Pappy with anything says it all... I don't like him

And the fact that you shared your Pappy with that idiot says you are a heck of a guy. Hope the time with mom and the family went well!

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#5841235 - 07/21/15 11:32 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Good luck today. The food looks fantastic. Families that don't have issues and characters like yours just aren't normal.

Veganism is, 99% of the time, a bs scream for more and more attention.
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#5841255 - 07/21/15 11:47 AM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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Looks like a heck of a meal. I'm gonna have to try the Jalepenos wrapped in sausage, sounds awesome.
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#5841354 - 07/21/15 12:49 PM Re: Cooking for the family,,,,and that prick BIL [Re: GUTIT]
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