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#5836989 - 07/18/15 02:37 AM Vacations and pregnancy...is it a coincidence?
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Registered: 11/11/11
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob says to Luther, "Y'all know, I recon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
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Wait for it.
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Wait for it!!!
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"I'm taking Earlene with me!!"

roflmao
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Originally Posted By: East...
Originally Posted By: East...
I will get off in a little bit

You shouldnt have said that

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#5838300 - 07/19/15 11:02 AM Re: Vacations and pregnancy...is it a coincidence? [Re: TxDispatcher]
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#5839255 - 07/20/15 07:39 AM Re: Vacations and pregnancy...is it a coincidence? [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#5953972 - 09/30/15 08:04 AM Re: Vacations and pregnancy...is it a coincidence? [Re: TxDispatcher]
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