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#5835590 - 07/17/15 02:30 AM "Innocent" little old lady
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Registered: 11/11/11
Posts: 2416
Loc: Bellville, Tx
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.
He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil.
Then, he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, he now had a problem how to carry all of his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said,"Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The farmer said, "Holy Moses, lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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I will get off in a little bit

You shouldnt have said that

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#5835983 - 07/17/15 10:50 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 08/18/12
Posts: 8641
Loc: Harris County
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#5835985 - 07/17/15 10:51 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 01/06/11
Posts: 16921
Loc: Rowlett, Tx
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#5836527 - 07/17/15 06:14 PM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
Beaubien Offline
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Registered: 02/18/15
Posts: 473
Loc: In the mountains east of ABQ
banana

Isn't that the Munsters address? Or was that 1313

I just dated myself
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#5839259 - 07/20/15 07:40 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Loc: Katy, TX
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I need some meat frown

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#5840614 - 07/20/15 10:48 PM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4153
Loc: Helotes, Hext
roflmao
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#5840650 - 07/20/15 11:12 PM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 306
Loc: Burleson TX
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#5841540 - 07/21/15 02:58 PM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 01/20/12
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rofl
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#5843026 - 07/22/15 12:37 PM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 02/02/12
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Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
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#5845870 - 07/24/15 08:51 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
txmark1959 Offline
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Registered: 02/27/15
Posts: 128
lol

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#5846033 - 07/24/15 10:13 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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Registered: 01/17/10
Posts: 713
Loc: Plano. TX
LOL... Need to watch out for those nice little old ladies!
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#5848687 - 07/26/15 08:59 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: Hunter-Steve]
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#5853189 - 07/29/15 08:20 AM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
txmark1959 Offline
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Registered: 02/27/15
Posts: 128
lol.....awesome

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#5859756 - 08/02/15 12:36 PM Re: "Innocent" little old lady [Re: TxDispatcher]
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