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#5827907 - 07/11/15 07:22 PM January 2017
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One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanks him and again just walks away.

The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
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#5828064 - 07/11/15 09:32 PM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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I'll be glad when Obama is gone too.

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#5828230 - 07/12/15 12:16 AM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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I love old men like that! clap

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#5828255 - 07/12/15 02:51 AM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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roflmao

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#5828531 - 07/12/15 11:37 AM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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He may be gone but the stain will remain forever
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This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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#5828592 - 07/12/15 12:19 PM Re: January 2017 [Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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Originally Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
He may be gone but the stain will remain forever


Sadly bang
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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#5845052 - 07/23/15 06:16 PM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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clap
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Wingshooting is like sex for me - I love doing it but I'm just not that good at it.

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#5859759 - 08/02/15 12:39 PM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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#5859845 - 08/02/15 01:43 PM Re: January 2017 [Re: kmkellar]
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I heard it first as 1981 and President Carter. Who ever thought we would do worse?
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