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Lonely Ethel
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06/21/15 02:59 AM
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Ethel was traveling alone and she was a bit lonely in the hotel all on her own. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sex and have some fun.” She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum. She figured, “what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call."
After a short ring, there was a response, “Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?” Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!!! Now how does that sound?"
The male voice responded, "That sounds absolutely fantastic madam, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/21/15 03:12 AM
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/21/15 02:03 PM
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/22/15 12:18 PM
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/22/15 08:44 PM
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/23/15 11:38 AM
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/23/15 06:31 PM
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This would be a lot funnier if my mom's name weren't Ethel
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Re: Lonely Ethel
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06/24/15 01:52 AM
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