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#5794528 - 06/18/15 07:09 AM Pillsbury Dough Boy
grandpa75672 Offline
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Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 363
Loc: Quinlan, Tx
What's under the Pillsbury Dough Boy's apron?

Dough nuts

popcorn
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#5795815 - 06/18/15 09:13 PM Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy [Re: grandpa75672]
nuprofessor Offline
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Registered: 07/13/05
Posts: 3763
Loc: HOME!!!! (Columbia, MO)
Why is Aunt Jemima mad at the Pillsbury Dough Boy??????????


cause he gave her a yeast infection!
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#5796634 - 06/19/15 01:36 PM Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy [Re: grandpa75672]
kmkellar Offline
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Registered: 04/04/15
Posts: 825
Loc: Houston
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.
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#5796646 - 06/19/15 01:46 PM Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy [Re: kmkellar]
Pope&Young Offline
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Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 4934
Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
Originally Posted By: kmkellar
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.


rofl
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#5796688 - 06/19/15 02:12 PM Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy [Re: grandpa75672]
redfred Offline


Registered: 04/18/09
Posts: 1380
Loc: La Porte
Normally, I hate puns, but this one is classic! angel
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#5800531 - 06/22/15 03:33 PM Re: Pillsbury Dough Boy [Re: grandpa75672]
chital_shikari Offline
Minor in training

Registered: 08/03/11
Posts: 12119
This is some good stuff lolololol

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