Margie decided that the only way to have a sunday afternoon quickie was to put their 8 yr old son out on the balcony with a popsicle stick.
She told him to report what was goin on in the neighborhood.

He began his commentary as his parents sneaked into the bedroom

"There is a car being towed from the parking lot" he shouted

A few moments passed

" an ambulance just drove by"

A few moments later

" looks like the Anderson's have visitors"

"Matt is riding a new bike"

Another few moments later
" The Coopers are having sex"

Startled his parents sat up and his dad cautiously said
"How do you know the Coopers are having sex"

The boy replied
"Because Jimmy Cooper is on his balcony with a popsicle too"

That kid ain't dumb!