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#5776291 - 06/06/15 08:38 AM Our new building plans
kmkellar Offline
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Registered: 04/04/15
Posts: 838
Loc: Houston
Well, I applied for a "Building Permit", to remodel my old house and make it more
attractive to today's prospective survivalist buyers.
It was going to be 40ft tall and 100ft wide with:

12 gun ports at various heights,
turrets on the corners,
bullet resistant windows all over the place
and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 80 cars.
I was going to paint it camo green with black trim.

The Building Department told me, "Forget about it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

Work starts on Monday and here is the best part - it's going to be tax exempt!


I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
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"A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government."  -- George Washington

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#5776416 - 06/06/15 10:22 AM Re: Our new building plans [Re: kmkellar]
blackcoal Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 01/19/12
Posts: 9114
Loc: 60 Mi North of DFW
Another good one to tell with the Moslem book store joke...
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The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking

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#5776718 - 06/06/15 03:23 PM Re: Our new building plans [Re: kmkellar]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
Ain't that about right?.... realmad

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#5777061 - 06/06/15 08:15 PM Re: Our new building plans [Re: kmkellar]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 301
Loc: Plano, TX
You forgot the circumferential path of protection filled with the tears of the prophet.

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