Well, I applied for a "Building Permit", to remodel my old house and make it more
attractive to today's prospective survivalist buyers.
It was going to be 40ft tall and 100ft wide with:
12 gun ports at various heights,
turrets on the corners,
bullet resistant windows all over the place
and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 80 cars.
I was going to paint it camo green with black trim.
The Building Department told me, "Forget about it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday and here is the best part - it's going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
"A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." -- George Washington