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 Our new building plans
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06/06/15 01:38 PM
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kmkellar
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Well, I applied for a "Building Permit", to remodel my old house and make it more
attractive to today's prospective survivalist buyers.
It was going to be 40ft tall and 100ft wide with:
12 gun ports at various heights,
turrets on the corners,
bullet resistant windows all over the place
and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 80 cars.
I was going to paint it camo green with black trim.
The Building Department told me, "Forget about it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."
Work starts on Monday and here is the best part - it's going to be tax exempt!
I love this country. It's the government that scares me.
"A free people ought not only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." -- George Washington
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Re: Our new building plans
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06/06/15 03:22 PM
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blackcoal
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Another good one to tell with the Moslem book store joke...
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: Our new building plans
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06/06/15 08:23 PM
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RedHoss
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Ain't that about right?.... 
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Re: Our new building plans
[Re: kmkellar]
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06/07/15 01:15 AM
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Gary Olson
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You forgot the circumferential path of protection filled with the tears of the prophet.
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