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#5773545 - 06/04/15 08:07 AM The Frustrated Wife
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Registered: 09/04/13
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Loc: Burleson TX
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband sipping a glass of wine. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat." He never saw the glass coming
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#5773584 - 06/04/15 08:30 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5773640 - 06/04/15 09:11 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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roflmao

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#5773712 - 06/04/15 09:50 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5773725 - 06/04/15 10:00 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#5774621 - 06/04/15 07:27 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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OUCH!...LOL!... muyloco

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#5775647 - 06/05/15 03:44 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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lol

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#5775655 - 06/05/15 03:55 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Comments like that are the reason I'm thinking of buying stock in a jewelry company. wife
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#5776009 - 06/05/15 09:19 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 11/11/14
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Lost some Wild Turkey on the keyboard/screen with that one.

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#5792573 - 06/16/15 10:05 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 01/30/09
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boxing thats pretty good
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#5793676 - 06/17/15 03:04 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5814147 - 07/01/15 08:59 PM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5820923 - 07/07/15 07:39 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5821149 - 07/07/15 10:26 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5845872 - 07/24/15 08:52 AM Re: The Frustrated Wife [Re: sleepyhunter]
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lol....almost spit my coffee.....good one

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