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 Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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05/28/15 12:21 AM
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hetman
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
"Do you know what your [censored] hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"
She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
![[Linked Image]](http://dc395.4shared.com/img/x5jBfS3Wce/14bb205e9f8/hetsig.gif) "Lesser mortals are pitied for the misfortune in not being born Texan."
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
[Re: hetman]
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05/28/15 01:42 AM
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300j
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All ready
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
[Re: hetman]
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05/28/15 01:58 PM
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OffCoor1
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Bwaaahaaaa !!! That's good !! 
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
[Re: hetman]
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05/28/15 03:17 PM
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sleepyhunter
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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05/28/15 05:26 PM
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Boomer57
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This may be truer than any of use want to believe.
My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.
We're burnin daylite.
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
[Re: hetman]
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05/28/15 09:40 PM
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RedHoss
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Greatness right there...LOL! 
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
[Re: hetman]
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05/29/15 02:17 AM
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TonyinVA
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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05/29/15 03:18 PM
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Chunky Dunk
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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05/29/15 05:05 PM
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PMK
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This may be truer than any of use want to believe. or admit
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
[Re: hetman]
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06/10/15 04:14 PM
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chital_shikari
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