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The Car Accident #5745316 05/15/15 05:42 PM
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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.”

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You've got $20,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $2,000 an inch.”

The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “It's for you to decide how many inches you want, but it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.”

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

“I have,” says the man.

“And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the doctor.

“She has,” says the man. “And what is it?” asks the doctor. “We're getting a new kitchen.”

Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter] #5745466 05/15/15 07:12 PM
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Ouch!

Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter] #5745553 05/15/15 08:06 PM
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She don't sound like much fun


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Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter] #5746031 05/16/15 02:25 AM
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I'd get a new willy and a new wife.... banana

Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter] #5762573 05/28/15 12:51 AM
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No,no. He wanted everything including the kitchen sink.

Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter] #5764646 05/29/15 03:19 PM
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Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter] #5764810 05/29/15 05:07 PM
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I think I would get a new dishwasher only bolt


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