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#5762522 - 05/27/15 07:21 PM Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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Registered: 02/15/15
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

"Do you know what your [censored] hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
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You got the wrong guy
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#5762680 - 05/27/15 08:42 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
300j Offline
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Registered: 12/07/11
Posts: 1223
Loc: D/FW
cheers clap
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All ready

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#5763137 - 05/28/15 08:58 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
OffCoor1 Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 336
Loc: Archer County
Bwaaahaaaa !!! That's good !! lol444

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#5763263 - 05/28/15 10:17 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 373
Loc: Burleson TX
clap scared roflmao
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#5763432 - 05/28/15 12:26 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 10/05/09
Posts: 697
Loc: Rockwall Tx
This may be truer than any of use want to believe.
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#5763794 - 05/28/15 04:40 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
Greatness right there...LOL! clap

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#5764203 - 05/28/15 09:17 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1982
Loc: Virginia, USA
hysterical

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#5764644 - 05/29/15 10:18 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
Chunky Dunk Offline
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Registered: 05/28/15
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Loc: Rockport
LOL nice....
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#5764803 - 05/29/15 12:05 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: Boomer57]
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Registered: 09/10/12
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Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
Originally Posted By: Boomer57
This may be truer than any of use want to believe.
or admit
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#5782530 - 06/10/15 11:14 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 08/03/11
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Hehe..

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