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#5762522 - 05/27/15 07:21 PM Involuntary Muscular Contractions
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

"Do you know what your [censored] hole is doing while you're having an orgasm???"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The Professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.
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#5762680 - 05/27/15 08:42 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
300j Offline
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Registered: 12/07/11
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cheers clap
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#5763137 - 05/28/15 08:58 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
OffCoor1 Offline
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Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 293
Loc: Archer County
Bwaaahaaaa !!! That's good !! lol444

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#5763263 - 05/28/15 10:17 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 336
Loc: Burleson TX
clap scared roflmao
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#5763432 - 05/28/15 12:26 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Registered: 10/05/09
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This may be truer than any of use want to believe.
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#5763794 - 05/28/15 04:40 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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Registered: 09/27/10
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Greatness right there...LOL! clap

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#5764203 - 05/28/15 09:17 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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hysterical

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#5764644 - 05/29/15 10:18 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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LOL nice....
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#5764803 - 05/29/15 12:05 PM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: Boomer57]
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Originally Posted By: Boomer57
This may be truer than any of use want to believe.
or admit
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#5782530 - 06/10/15 11:14 AM Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions [Re: hetman]
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Hehe..
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