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#5745316 - 05/15/15 12:42 PM The Car Accident
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 314
Loc: Burleson TX
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.”

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You've got $20,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $2,000 an inch.”

The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “It's for you to decide how many inches you want, but it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.”

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

“I have,” says the man.

“And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the doctor.

“She has,” says the man. “And what is it?” asks the doctor. “We're getting a new kitchen.”
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#5745466 - 05/15/15 02:12 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
JRJ6 Offline
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Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 3925
Loc: Dallas, TX
Ouch!

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#5745553 - 05/15/15 03:06 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
redchevy Offline
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Registered: 10/25/04
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Loc: Texas
She don't sound like much fun
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#5746031 - 05/15/15 09:25 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2806
Loc: Houston, Texas
I'd get a new willy and a new wife.... banana

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#5762573 - 05/27/15 07:51 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 257
Loc: Plano, TX
No,no. He wanted everything including the kitchen sink.

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#5764646 - 05/29/15 10:19 AM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
Chunky Dunk Offline
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Registered: 05/28/15
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Loc: Rockport
LOL
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#5764810 - 05/29/15 12:07 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
PMK Offline
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Registered: 09/10/12
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Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
I think I would get a new dishwasher only bolt
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