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#5745316 - 05/15/15 12:42 PM The Car Accident
sleepyhunter Offline
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 295
Loc: Burleson TX
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.”

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You've got $20,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $2,000 an inch.”

The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “It's for you to decide how many inches you want, but it's something you'd better discuss with your wife.”

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

“I have,” says the man.

“And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the doctor.

“She has,” says the man. “And what is it?” asks the doctor. “We're getting a new kitchen.”

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5745466 - 05/15/15 02:12 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5745553 - 05/15/15 03:06 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
redchevy Offline
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Registered: 10/25/04
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She don't sound like much fun
It's hell eatin em live

#5746031 - 05/15/15 09:25 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2785
Loc: Houston, Texas
I'd get a new willy and a new wife.... banana

#5762573 - 05/27/15 07:51 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 255
Loc: Plano, TX
No,no. He wanted everything including the kitchen sink.

#5764646 - 05/29/15 10:19 AM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
Chunky Dunk Offline
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#5764810 - 05/29/15 12:07 PM Re: The Car Accident [Re: sleepyhunter]
PMK Offline
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I think I would get a new dishwasher only bolt
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."



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