OK, so a pair of hoodie wearing low pants dead guys walk up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks them over, sighs a little, and says 'You two just wait here, I'll be right back', and goes over to God's chambers. God says 'I know what you're concerned with, and you know we cannot be judgmental here in Heaven, where all are loved. Let my brothers in.'
So, Saint Peter walks back over to the Pearly Gates, looks around, sighs again, and walks back in to God's chamber. He says 'Well, they're gone.'
God says 'The hoodie guys?'
Saint Peter heaves a great sigh and says 'No, the Pearly Gates.'
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