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#5720116 - 04/28/15 12:18 PM Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates
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OK, so a pair of hoodie wearing low pants dead guys walk up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks them over, sighs a little, and says 'You two just wait here, I'll be right back', and goes over to God's chambers. God says 'I know what you're concerned with, and you know we cannot be judgmental here in Heaven, where all are loved. Let my brothers in.'

So, Saint Peter walks back over to the Pearly Gates, looks around, sighs again, and walks back in to God's chamber. He says 'Well, they're gone.'

God says 'The hoodie guys?'

Saint Peter heaves a great sigh and says 'No, the Pearly Gates.'
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#5720160 - 04/28/15 12:45 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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#5720443 - 04/28/15 03:49 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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Must be from Baltimore!
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#5720566 - 04/28/15 05:07 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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That actually got an L O L out of me. Nice.

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#5720603 - 04/28/15 05:26 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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I'm here all week.
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#5721156 - 04/28/15 11:53 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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That's about how it goes. If the Brothers don't steal them, they just destroy them. They claim it's their Civil Right.

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#5722021 - 04/29/15 01:45 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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That got a good chuckle out of me
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#5722696 - 04/29/15 07:45 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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Good one
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#5733967 - 05/07/15 08:40 PM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: Cast]
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Also had a chuckle, then realized how sad the truth is now a days
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#5738854 - 05/11/15 11:09 AM Re: Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates [Re: RedHoss]
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Originally Posted By: RedHoss
That's about how it goes. If the Brothers don't steal them, they just destroy them. They claim it's their Civil Right.


If they can't eat it or screw it, they crap all over it.
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