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Allah
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04/14/15 12:38 AM
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bill oxner
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An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired inToronto, Ontario, much to the dismay of her colleagues, who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,
"I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."
To which the call center employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."
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Re: Allah
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04/14/15 01:18 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Allah
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04/14/15 03:11 AM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Allah
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04/14/15 12:15 PM
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04/14/15 06:55 PM
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Re: Allah
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04/14/15 08:57 PM
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Good advise!...LOL...
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Re: Allah
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04/28/15 04:44 PM
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WTGuide
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Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right
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Re: Allah
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04/28/15 10:08 PM
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Always love some good Allah jokes!
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