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#5698404 - 04/13/15 07:38 PM Allah
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An Emergency Call Center worker has been fired inToronto, Ontario, much to the dismay of her colleagues, who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating,

"I am depressed and lying on a railway line
so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."

To which the call center employee replied,
"Remain calm and stay on the line."
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#5698475 - 04/13/15 08:18 PM Re: Allah [Re: bill oxner]
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clap up
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#5698747 - 04/13/15 10:11 PM Re: Allah [Re: bill oxner]
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#5698948 - 04/14/15 07:15 AM Re: Allah [Re: bill oxner]
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#5699708 - 04/14/15 01:55 PM Re: Allah [Re: JRJ6]
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Originally Posted By: JRJ6
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#5699890 - 04/14/15 03:57 PM Re: Allah [Re: bill oxner]
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Good advise!...LOL... clap

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#5720058 - 04/28/15 11:44 AM Re: Allah [Re: bill oxner]
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#5720570 - 04/28/15 05:08 PM Re: Allah [Re: bill oxner]
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Always love some good Allah jokes!

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