A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada. I hear that prostitutes there get paid $500.00 for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming, too. I want to see how you live on $1,000.00 a year."
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking