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 What do you get..............
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04/05/15 03:15 PM
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grandpa75672
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino
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04/05/15 03:23 PM
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Oh great, Elephant jokes.
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04/05/15 03:48 PM
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Why do ducks have flat feet?
For stomping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
For stomping out flaming ducks.
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04/05/15 04:20 PM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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04/05/15 04:30 PM
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Henry Hefner
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How do you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
The ceiling is very close.
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
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04/05/15 10:29 PM
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HuntingTexas
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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the giraffe!
" In God We Trust "
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04/05/15 11:22 PM
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300j
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I think I am giving birth to a baby elephant......... The trunk is already hanging out.
All ready
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04/06/15 04:05 AM
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You just haaaaad to start it but I love it so keep it going!... LOL!... 
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04/06/15 12:45 PM
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04/06/15 12:57 PM
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What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squash
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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04/06/15 01:52 PM
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How can you tell if an elephant is on vacation?
You can't, they're always packing their trunk.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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04/06/15 05:07 PM
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HuntingTexas
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A two-ton pickup.
" In God We Trust "
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04/07/15 08:23 PM
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DrPerry
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How many steps does it take to put an elephant into your fridge?
Three:
Open door
Put in elephant
Close door.
How many steps does it take to put a hippo into your fridge?
Four!
Open door.
Take elephant out of fridge.
Put hippo into fridge.
Close door.
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04/07/15 08:30 PM
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in Cherry trees!
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04/07/15 08:31 PM
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Navasot
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04/07/15 10:08 PM
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What is the black stuff between elephants' toes?
Slow natives.
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