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#5685030 - 04/05/15 10:15 AM What do you get..............
grandpa75672 Offline
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino
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#5685048 - 04/05/15 10:23 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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Oh great, Elephant jokes.
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#5685079 - 04/05/15 10:48 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
Cast Offline
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Why do ducks have flat feet?

For stomping out forest fires.



Why do elephants have flat feet?

For stomping out flaming ducks.
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#5685116 - 04/05/15 11:20 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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See what you started
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#5685127 - 04/05/15 11:30 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: Simple Searcher]
Henry Hefner Offline
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How do you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?

The ceiling is very close.
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#5685554 - 04/05/15 05:29 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the giraffe!
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#5685632 - 04/05/15 06:22 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
300j Offline
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I think I am giving birth to a baby elephant......... The trunk is already hanging out.
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#5685967 - 04/05/15 11:05 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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You just haaaaad to start it but I love it so keep it going!... LOL!... banana

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#5686126 - 04/06/15 07:45 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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roflmao

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#5686145 - 04/06/15 07:57 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?

Squash
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#5686256 - 04/06/15 08:52 AM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
Cast Offline
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How can you tell if an elephant is on vacation?


You can't, they're always packing their trunk.
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#5686574 - 04/06/15 12:07 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A two-ton pickup.
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#5686894 - 04/06/15 03:04 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
MMarshall Offline
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Registered: 02/04/11
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haha

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#5688790 - 04/07/15 03:23 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
DrPerry Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
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How many steps does it take to put an elephant into your fridge?

Three:
Open door
Put in elephant
Close door.

How many steps does it take to put a hippo into your fridge?

Four!
Open door.
Take elephant out of fridge.
Put hippo into fridge.
Close door.
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#5688804 - 04/07/15 03:30 PM Re: What do you get.............. [Re: grandpa75672]
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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?


So they can hide in Cherry trees!
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