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#5681607 - 04/02/15 04:17 PM We men are deep thinkers...
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What deep thinkers we men are ...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would've replied 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions - - - and, regardless of what I thought, it would be deemed incorrect to her.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I've come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here's the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'd like someone to kick me in the nuts again." I rest my case. Time for another beer.

#5681634 - 04/02/15 04:41 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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Good job!

I have a short attention spa

#5681659 - 04/02/15 04:58 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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Brilliant deduction! I totally agree with your conclusion...LOL... cheers

#5682579 - 04/03/15 09:32 AM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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That is awesome !!! I'm laughing out loud !!

#5682664 - 04/03/15 10:12 AM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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#5683197 - 04/03/15 04:41 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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cheers up Outstanding!!

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

#5683406 - 04/03/15 07:34 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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#5683411 - 04/03/15 07:35 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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#5683476 - 04/03/15 08:09 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5686899 - 04/06/15 03:05 PM Re: We men are deep thinkers... [Re: Gravytrain]
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