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#5680685 - 04/02/15 05:44 AM Best Friend
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Best Friend

A knight went off to fight in the Holy Crusades but before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt. After tightly securing it to her, he handed the key to his best friend with the instruction: "If I do not return within seven years, unlock my wife and set her free to lead a normal life."

The knight then rode off on the first leg of his journey to the Holy Land, but he had only traveled barely an hour when he was suddenly aware of the sound of pounding hooves behind him. He turned to see that it was his best friend.

"what is the problem?" asked the knight.

His best friend replied: "You gave me the wrong key."

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#5680716 - 04/02/15 06:34 AM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4067
Loc: Argyle
Oldie, but goodie

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#5680754 - 04/02/15 07:16 AM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 3899
Loc: Dallas, TX
roflmao

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#5680771 - 04/02/15 07:31 AM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 11982
Loc: Katy, TX
clap
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I need some meat frown

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#5680811 - 04/02/15 08:08 AM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 02/02/12
Posts: 4345
Loc: Watauga, TX / Hunt - Eastland
rofl
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#5681665 - 04/02/15 05:03 PM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2792
Loc: Houston, Texas
What a friend! That's a friend that will keep the home fires burning for you while your gone...LOL... trout

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#5683465 - 04/03/15 08:06 PM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 306
Loc: Burleson TX
clap roflmao happy3
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Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

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#5686902 - 04/06/15 03:05 PM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
MMarshall Offline
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Registered: 02/04/11
Posts: 101
haha

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#5688283 - 04/07/15 10:25 AM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 07/31/14
Posts: 113
banana

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#5688948 - 04/07/15 05:08 PM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Registered: 11/01/12
Posts: 6467
Loc: Lubbock, TX
My wife ran off with my best friend. Man, I miss him.
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#5688971 - 04/07/15 05:22 PM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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Loc: Houston, Texas
The lady that lived with me for a few years left and took my dog. Durn I miss that dog! (true story) realmad

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#5690446 - 04/08/15 02:49 PM Re: Best Friend [Re: macec3(TX)]
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roflmao
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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