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#5677258 - 03/30/15 10:46 PM He Gone
aeb Offline
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Registered: 06/06/10
Posts: 16185
Loc: West Texas
A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the pastor to the health department.

They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department. The manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.

Now the pastor knew the mayor and was not to eager to call him. The mayor had a bad temper and was generally hard to deal with, but the pastor called him anyway.

The mayor did not disappoint him. He immediately began to rant and rave at the pastor and finally said, "Why did you call me any way? Isn't it your job to bury the dead?"

The pastor paused for a brief prayer and asked the Lord to direct his response. Then, he replied "Yes, Mayor, it is my job to bury the dead, but I always like to notify the next of kin first!"

You sure you want to poach on our place?

#5677320 - 03/30/15 11:42 PM Re: He Gone [Re: aeb]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2785
Loc: Houston, Texas
My kind of Pastor right there! He deals with people at a level they will understand...LOLO!... happy3

#5677474 - 03/31/15 07:08 AM Re: He Gone [Re: aeb]
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