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#5674990 - 03/29/15 06:26 PM God & Arthur Davidson
grandpa75672 Offline
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God & Arthur Davidson

The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,"Since you've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed

the world,your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for

a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and

introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women? "God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."

God was somewhat taken back, and when He asked what the flaws might be, Arthur Davidson produced a list for Him

to read.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there and it may be true that My invention is flawed... "

God said to Arthur. "But the last time that I checked, more men are riding My invention than yours."

#5675287 - 03/29/15 09:27 PM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
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#5675462 - 03/29/15 11:44 PM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
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So true! LOL..... hammer

#5675608 - 03/30/15 08:00 AM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
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#5675626 - 03/30/15 08:10 AM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: TonyinVA]
jdk1985 Offline
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Originally Posted By: TonyinVA

beat me to it

#5677959 - 03/31/15 11:45 AM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."


#5678289 - 03/31/15 04:02 PM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
DrPerry Offline
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I was waiting on the

well so does yours!

#5683486 - 04/03/15 08:13 PM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
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loco_too clap woot

Broke from buying guns, bows and fishing tackle and wouldn't have it any other way.

#5686901 - 04/06/15 03:05 PM Re: God & Arthur Davidson [Re: grandpa75672]
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