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#5661769 - 03/21/15 10:34 AM lol
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Registered: 08/05/12
Posts: 6599
Loc: Dallas

Three men - a Canadian farmer, a Muslim fanatic

and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.


They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.


'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.


The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'


POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.


The Muslim was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'


POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.




The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out: it's virtually impenetrable.'


The Biker sits down on his Harley,


cracks a beer, lights a cigar,


smiles and says,


'Fill it with water.'


I pretty much vote this my favorite email joke of the year!
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#5661948 - 03/21/15 12:33 PM Re: lol [Re: General Guts]
TonyinVA Offline
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Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1898
Loc: Virginia, USA
cheers

I did not see that coming


Edited by TonyinVA (03/21/15 12:33 PM)

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#5662356 - 03/21/15 06:12 PM Re: lol [Re: TonyinVA]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Originally Posted By: TonyinVA
cheers

I did not see that coming
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Always great when there is a happy ending!

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#5662498 - 03/21/15 07:33 PM Re: lol [Re: General Guts]
Gary Olson Offline
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Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 257
Loc: Plano, TX
Is that why they call it a cleansing?

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#5662767 - 03/21/15 09:59 PM Re: lol [Re: General Guts]
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2806
Loc: Houston, Texas
Good one! Then we can stock it and go fishing there and for once, it will be worth something....LOL! banana

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#5664198 - 03/22/15 07:28 PM Re: lol [Re: General Guts]
JRJ6 Offline
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rofl

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