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#5638643 - 03/06/15 08:00 PM Your shovel list
Dave Speer Offline


Registered: 12/27/07
Posts: 4548
Loc: Austin
I mean a shovel is maybe as close as you can come as an opposite to a bucket.

Here is a list of things I DON'T want to do that are waterfowl related:

1. Purchase a foam, plastic, or lathe-turned decoy.

2. Drive out of state for a snow goose hunt.
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Anybody can follow along, not everybody can blaze a trail.


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#5638645 - 03/06/15 08:02 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
#Hayraker Offline
Chihuahua

Registered: 01/19/08
Posts: 11669
Loc: Texas
Mine is spend all season not hunting
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#5638657 - 03/06/15 08:08 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
aerangis Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/05/08
Posts: 715
Loc: Nunya
1. Hunt with folks that shoot my decoys instead of the real ducks swimming in their midst.

2. Hunt with folks that prematurely squirt their shotguns just before the ducks settle on the water.

3. Use a $1500 shotgun as a paddle, depth gauge, and swamp walking stick.

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#5638736 - 03/06/15 08:32 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
TxHunter96 Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/08/13
Posts: 778
Loc: North Texas
Have the truck break down [again] on the way to hunt.
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Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.

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#5638745 - 03/06/15 08:36 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
garrett Offline
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Registered: 01/19/06
Posts: 10287
Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked
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Dear Ag2015, please assume this post is a joke and is not to be taken serious

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#5638758 - 03/06/15 08:41 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: garrett]
john paul Offline
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Registered: 12/19/09
Posts: 998
Loc: lubbock, beaumont, where the b...
I don't ever want to see a dog get eaten by a gator
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Originally Posted By: garrett
I'm with GK because I like salty old dudes.

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#5638896 - 03/06/15 10:01 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: garrett]
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gumshoe

Registered: 08/31/05
Posts: 16301
Loc: North Texas
Originally Posted By: garrett
Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked


I am surprised sink a boat is not on that list. peep
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#5638912 - 03/06/15 10:09 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
TxHunter96 Offline
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Registered: 09/08/13
Posts: 778
Loc: North Texas
garrett prefers his boats sunk
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Originally Posted By: aerangis
Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.

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#5638998 - 03/06/15 11:01 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
BradyBuck Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 5128
Loc: Abilene, TX
Get truck stuck
Fall in the water
Get skunked

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#5639034 - 03/06/15 11:50 PM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
TXPride Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 12/11/07
Posts: 1876
Loc: Lost
Have 2000 posts on a hunting forum.

Have a dog with titles, but worthless in a hunting situation.

Say it's too cold

Say that's too easy
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#5639134 - 03/07/15 06:50 AM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
Fowlman Offline
Tracker

Registered: 08/14/13
Posts: 539
Loc: NTX
Sink in the mud up to my hips.
Wait for duck season to open.
Get to my hunting area and see nothing but head lamps.

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#5639302 - 03/07/15 09:08 AM Re: Your shovel list [Re: garrett]
Guy Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 25735
Loc: Lake X
Originally Posted By: garrett
Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked

I dont think you're understanding dave's question, garrett. The question is what things you will never do, that other people like to do. The idea is to troll others for what they do, that you will never do. Example, his decoy troll it directed at Jeff, and going out of town to hunt geese troll is directed at Wayne. Makes more sense now? grin

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#5639314 - 03/07/15 09:17 AM Re: Your shovel list [Re: garrett]
aerangis Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/05/08
Posts: 715
Loc: Nunya
I'd add....

Flood waders
Lose cripples
Run out of shells
Get stuck in mud
Miss an easy shot
Have shotgun go "click" instead of "boom"
Forget to click the safety off before I shoot
Drive off with my phone sitting on my bumper
Step in a stump hole in flooded timber
Trip on a submerged log and fall in flooded timber (Hogman is gonna want that one his list)
Realise I've forgetten something mucho importante after a long hike to a spot

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#5639317 - 03/07/15 09:18 AM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Dave Speer]
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THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 09/12/07
Posts: 5854
Loc: Central Texas
Twist my knee while setting out decoys and falling backwards into the water.
Walk a mile with 20#s of mud caked onto each boot.
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#5639319 - 03/07/15 09:18 AM Re: Your shovel list [Re: Fowlman]
aerangis Offline
Tracker

Registered: 09/05/08
Posts: 715
Loc: Nunya
Originally Posted By: Fowlman
Sink in the mud up to my hips.
Wait for duck season to open.
Get to my hunting area and see nothing but head lamps.


Best one yet

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