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Your shovel list #5638643 03/07/15 02:00 AM
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I mean a shovel is maybe as close as you can come as an opposite to a bucket.

Here is a list of things I DON'T want to do that are waterfowl related:

1. Purchase a foam, plastic, or lathe-turned decoy.

2. Drive out of state for a snow goose hunt.

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Mine is spend all season not hunting


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1. Hunt with folks that shoot my decoys instead of the real ducks swimming in their midst.

2. Hunt with folks that prematurely squirt their shotguns just before the ducks settle on the water.

3. Use a $1500 shotgun as a paddle, depth gauge, and swamp walking stick.

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Have the truck break down [again] on the way to hunt.


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Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.
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Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked


Attention rickym, this is not a troll post, just a good hearted fun type of post
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I don't ever want to see a dog get eaten by a gator


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I'm with GK because I like salty old dudes.
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Originally Posted By: garrett
Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked


I am surprised sink a boat is not on that list. peep

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garrett prefers his boats sunk


Originally Posted By: aerangis
Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.
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Get truck stuck
Fall in the water
Get skunked


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Have 2000 posts on a hunting forum.

Have a dog with titles, but worthless in a hunting situation.

Say it's too cold

Say that's too easy


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Sink in the mud up to my hips.
Wait for duck season to open.
Get to my hunting area and see nothing but head lamps.

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Originally Posted By: garrett
Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked

I dont think you're understanding dave's question, garrett. The question is what things you will never do, that other people like to do. The idea is to troll others for what they do, that you will never do. Example, his decoy troll it directed at Jeff, and going out of town to hunt geese troll is directed at Wayne. Makes more sense now? grin

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I'd add....

Flood waders
Lose cripples
Run out of shells
Get stuck in mud
Miss an easy shot
Have shotgun go "click" instead of "boom"
Forget to click the safety off before I shoot
Drive off with my phone sitting on my bumper
Step in a stump hole in flooded timber
Trip on a submerged log and fall in flooded timber (Hogman is gonna want that one his list)
Realise I've forgetten something mucho importante after a long hike to a spot

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Twist my knee while setting out decoys and falling backwards into the water.
Walk a mile with 20#s of mud caked onto each boot.


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Originally Posted By: Fowlman
Sink in the mud up to my hips.
Wait for duck season to open.
Get to my hunting area and see nothing but head lamps.


Best one yet

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Don't want to get shoot again
Don't want to get a ticket from Mr. Green Jeans
Don't want to get hurt again
Don't want my kids to get hurt
Don't want another dog to get hurt
Don't want to sink a boat again

otherwise I am good...

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Originally Posted By: Sniper John
Originally Posted By: garrett
Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked


I sold that layout boat, so it no longer a worry haha




Originally Posted By: Guy
[quote=garrett]Poke a hole in my waders
Get my hands wet when it's super cold
Outside last minute poo
Get stuck
Get ripped off
Fall down with my phone in my pocket
Put off cleaning gun till it misfires
Get skunked

I dont think you're understanding dave's question, garrett. The question is what things you will never do, that other people like to do. The idea is to troll others for what they do, that you will never do. Example, his decoy troll it directed at Jeff, and going out of town to hunt geese troll is directed at Wayne. Makes more sense now? grin


Oh, I caught the troll part, didn't pick up on the rest, my list is stuff I do almost every weekend but wish wouldn't


Attention rickym, this is not a troll post, just a good hearted fun type of post
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Have to hunt public land.

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My first post. so best wishes and happy hunting to all THF members.

* Hunting with guys who take killing more seriously in hunting

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I was watching Cody's thread on snow geese and was honestly thinking about the things I wanted to do, dream trips like chase harlequin, eiders, etc, and I realized my list of stuff I don't want to do is pretty short. I don't post here to troll anybody.

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Originally Posted By: Dave Speer
I was watching Cody's thread on snow geese and was honestly thinking about the things I wanted to do, dream trips like chase harlequin, eiders, etc, and I realized my list of stuff I don't want to do is pretty short. I don't post here to troll anybody.


Dream trips. Now that would be a great topic.

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Originally Posted By: Dave Speer
I was watching Cody's thread on snow geese and was honestly thinking about the things I wanted to do, dream trips like chase harlequin, eiders, etc, and I realized my list of stuff I don't want to do is pretty short. I don't post here to troll anybody.



rofl right.


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I thought the "Shovel List" was for what ducks would I shovel away at the waters edge and not want to claim. Silly me! As far as the things I do not want to do, I have pretty much done everything I do not want to do. I will say the ONE I never want to repeat is have my father gravely ill during hunting season again or anytime ever again!!! Even the Dr.'s are muttering miracle very quietly.



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Originally Posted By: Dave Speer
I don't post here to troll anybody.

Me neither.

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