The star college quarterback was struggling through Chemistry 101. When his professor asked the class, "What is the formula for water?" he quickly raised his hand because he was sure he could answer this one. Called on, the quarterback answered, "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O!"
"Where in the world did you ever hear that?" the frustrated instructor yelled.
"Right here in this room" the player replied. "You told me that water was H to O."