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 Advice for an old guy....
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02/19/15 07:24 AM
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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a
sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said;
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/19/15 01:35 PM
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/19/15 03:57 PM
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/19/15 05:57 PM
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/19/15 09:23 PM
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Sounds like a plan to me! 
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/21/15 03:31 AM
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aeb
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/22/15 01:03 AM
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Gary Olson
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Would he impress her more if performed lots of small transactions quickly? Or just a few large transactions?
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Re: Advice for an old guy....
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02/22/15 02:13 AM
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I sent this joke to a friend.... the response I got was "It never worked for me." Which gave me a chuckle.
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