I was working out at the gym when I spotted a
sweet young thing walking in....
I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said;
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.