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#5607728 - 02/19/15 01:24 AM Advice for an old guy....
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I was working out at the gym when I spotted a
sweet young thing walking in....

I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said;
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
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#5607840 - 02/19/15 07:35 AM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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roflmao

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#5608087 - 02/19/15 09:57 AM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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loved it

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#5608281 - 02/19/15 11:57 AM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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loco_too

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#5608635 - 02/19/15 03:23 PM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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Sounds like a plan to me! juggle

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#5610979 - 02/20/15 09:31 PM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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grin
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#5612012 - 02/21/15 07:03 PM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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Would he impress her more if performed lots of small transactions quickly? Or just a few large transactions?

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#5612102 - 02/21/15 08:13 PM Re: Advice for an old guy.... [Re: frognot]
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I sent this joke to a friend.... the response I got was "It never worked for me." Which gave me a chuckle.

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