I'm moving back to Texas next month and will be seeking employment. I am willing to move almost anywhere in the state if the compensation is reasonable. I have several years of outdoor experience, in both hunting and fishing. I'm hard working, and willing to learn anything necessary for the job. If any outfitters or guide services are interested in hiring a new guide to train, please contact me with your necessary qualifications and I will reply with my resume.
Any creature in my vicinity that possesses an explosive penis is going to be killed.