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A Living Will
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02/14/15 04:28 PM
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grandpa75672
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Living Will
I, __________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine
Sex
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Sex
Martini
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Sex
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
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Re: A Living Will
[Re: grandpa75672]
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02/14/15 11:59 PM
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JRJ6
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Re: A Living Will
[Re: grandpa75672]
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02/15/15 09:26 PM
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,831
RedHoss
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Me too!
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Re: A Living Will
[Re: grandpa75672]
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02/15/15 11:09 PM
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Simple Searcher
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I would have to add bourbon to my list, just to make sure.
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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