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#5599278 - 02/14/15 10:28 AM A Living Will
grandpa75672 Offline
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Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 369
Loc: Quinlan, Tx
Living Will

I, __________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely
by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it,
or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount
of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine

Sex

chocolate

Margarita

chocolate

Sex

Martini

Cold Beer

chocolate

Chicken fried steak

cream gravy

chocolate

Sex

Mexican food

chocolate

French fries

chocolate

Pizza

chocolate

ice cream

cup of tea

chocolate

Chocolate

Sex

Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in
the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
_________________________

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#5599754 - 02/14/15 05:59 PM Re: A Living Will [Re: grandpa75672]
JRJ6 Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 4003
Loc: Dallas, TX
cheers

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#5600697 - 02/15/15 03:26 PM Re: A Living Will [Re: grandpa75672]
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
Me too! violin

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#5600864 - 02/15/15 05:09 PM Re: A Living Will [Re: grandpa75672]
Simple Searcher Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5094
Loc: Helotes, Hext
I would have to add bourbon to my list, just to make sure.
_________________________

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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#5600875 - 02/15/15 05:18 PM Re: A Living Will [Re: grandpa75672]
texasag93 Online   content


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4472
Loc: Argyle
yep.

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