The graveside service for Joe's wife just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance.
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there!"

Nice

Yep...........

Sounds like my ex just died. I think she's next in command of a very warm place and it ain't tropical either.

good one!