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#5590752 - 02/09/15 12:27 PM Uh Oh
KG68 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6314
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
A man recieved the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that is no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

Poor Harry, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Dang autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"...LOL

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#5590993 - 02/09/15 02:39 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
OffCoor1 Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 338
Loc: Archer County
Ooops

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#5591456 - 02/09/15 07:29 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
Fowlman Offline
Tracker

Registered: 08/14/13
Posts: 546
Loc: NTX
roflmao

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#5591900 - 02/10/15 12:30 AM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2821
Loc: Houston, Texas
OUCH!...LOL

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#5592258 - 02/10/15 09:52 AM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
Simple Searcher Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 5893
Loc: Helotes, Hext
roflmao
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

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#5606053 - 02/18/15 09:53 AM Re: Uh Oh [Re: OffCoor1]
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goatboy

Registered: 01/12/12
Posts: 14870
Loc: Katy, TX
Originally Posted By: OffCoor1
Ooops
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Originally Posted By: bill oxner
Also, I wonder why you guys are arguing if you have not tried it both ways.

Originally Posted By: bill oxner
I got 3 inches.

Originally Posted By: nsmike
you haven't seen anything, until two gays go at it.

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#5610982 - 02/20/15 09:33 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
aeb Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 06/06/10
Posts: 16299
Loc: West Texas
violin
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#5613993 - 02/22/15 08:40 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
Beaubien Offline
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Registered: 02/18/15
Posts: 473
Loc: In the mountains east of ABQ
The perils of spell check!
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