A man recieved the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that is no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Poor Harry, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: Dang autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"...LOL