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#5590752 - 02/09/15 12:27 PM Uh Oh
KG68 Online   content
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Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6250
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
A man recieved the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Harry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that is no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

Poor Harry, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun and, without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Dang autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"...LOL

#5590993 - 02/09/15 02:39 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
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Registered: 09/12/13
Posts: 295
Loc: Archer County

#5591456 - 02/09/15 07:29 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
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Registered: 08/14/13
Posts: 544
Loc: NTX

#5591900 - 02/10/15 12:30 AM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2818
Loc: Houston, Texas

#5592258 - 02/10/15 09:52 AM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
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Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4441
Loc: Helotes, Hext

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

#5606053 - 02/18/15 09:53 AM Re: Uh Oh [Re: OffCoor1]
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Registered: 01/12/12
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Originally Posted By: OffCoor1
Originally Posted By: clu
Always great when there is a happy ending!

#5610982 - 02/20/15 09:33 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
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Registered: 06/06/10
Posts: 16199
Loc: West Texas

You sure you want to poach on our place?

#5613993 - 02/22/15 08:40 PM Re: Uh Oh [Re: KG68]
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The perils of spell check!


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