Only in America ...
... can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance.
... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and diet coke.
... do banks leave both doors wide open and then chain the pens to the counter.
... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars out in the driveway and keep useless pieces of junk in the garage.
... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
... do we buy hot-dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
... do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Very true

So sad but so true. I don't understand??????