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Too Much Sex
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02/02/15 09:45 PM
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I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired.” His buddy says: “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do." A fellow about my age (80+), sitting a couple of stools down,also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that sh#t."
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/02/15 09:50 PM
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/03/15 12:45 AM
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/03/15 03:33 AM
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A comedian said that when a girl gets married and says, "I do", it actually means, "I don't do that anymore"....Personally I never had that problem, lucky me.
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/03/15 04:25 PM
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people?
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/05/15 06:01 PM
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You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right?
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/05/15 09:19 PM
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Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/05/15 09:55 PM
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You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right? spit it out..tell us!
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/05/15 10:40 PM
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You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right? spit it out..tell us! She's got her "pay check" and doesn't have to "work" for it any more. Just speaking from experience.
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/05/15 11:02 PM
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You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right? spit it out..tell us! She's got her "pay check" and doesn't have to "work" for it any more. Just speaking from experience. That's kind of cynical!
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/13/15 02:35 AM
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Heard researchers found a food the kills a woman's sex drive, think they said it was wedding cake.
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Re: Too Much Sex
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02/18/15 04:19 AM
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