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#5578684 - 02/02/15 03:45 PM Too Much Sex
TonyinVA Offline
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Registered: 03/24/14
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Loc: Virginia, USA
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.


One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired.”
His buddy says: “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.

She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (80+), sitting a couple of stools down,also overheard the conversation.

He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that sh#t."




Edited by TonyinVA (02/02/15 03:45 PM)

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#5578691 - 02/02/15 03:50 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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clap

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#5579007 - 02/02/15 06:45 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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rofl

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#5579373 - 02/02/15 09:33 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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A comedian said that when a girl gets married and says, "I do", it actually means, "I don't do that anymore"....Personally I never had that problem, lucky me.

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#5580084 - 02/03/15 10:25 AM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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#5584143 - 02/05/15 12:01 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right?
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#5584605 - 02/05/15 03:19 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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#5584690 - 02/05/15 03:55 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
TonyinVA Offline
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Originally Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks
You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right?


spit it out..tell us!

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#5584810 - 02/05/15 04:40 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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Originally Posted By: TonyinVA
Originally Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks
You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right?


spit it out..tell us!


She's got her "pay check" and doesn't have to "work" for it any more. Just speaking from experience.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

"Death is permanent...everything else is temporary!"

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"

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#5584847 - 02/05/15 05:02 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: SnakeWrangler]
TonyinVA Offline
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Originally Posted By: SnakeWrangler
Originally Posted By: TonyinVA
Originally Posted By: QuitShootinYoungBucks
You all know why the bride smiles while walking down the aisle, right?


spit it out..tell us!


She's got her "pay check" and doesn't have to "work" for it any more. Just speaking from experience.


That's kind of cynical!

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#5596950 - 02/12/15 08:35 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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Heard researchers found a food the kills a woman's sex drive, think they said it was wedding cake.

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#5605467 - 02/17/15 10:19 PM Re: Too Much Sex [Re: TonyinVA]
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Originally Posted By: Ojai Hunter
This is great! I haven't had a happy ending in quite a while !

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