I talked to him also. He's been on it 12 years and he's looking to fill 2 spots for a total of 3. Considering the wording of the ad and the hint of a perpetually pissed off redneck attitude in his voice, I knew I wasn't meeting a new friend for life.
Just keep looking, just keep looking.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28