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#5566040 - 01/26/15 06:23 PM new bride
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Registered: 11/16/10
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..A young couple gets married and they are poor so they have to spend their wedding night in Momma's house.
The bride is a virgin (go figure) and she is very nervous.
The bride and groom go upstairs to consummate the marriage and the groom takes off his pants and the bride freaks! She runs downstairs and says, "Momma! He's got big hairy legs!"
Momma says, "Don't worry about that! Get back upstairs and please your man"!
So the bride listens to Momma and goes back upstairs. And the groom takes off his shirt and the bride freaks again! She runs downstairs and says, "Momma! He's got a big hairy chest!"
Momma says, "Don't worry about that! Get back upstairs and please your man"!
So the bride listens to Momma and goes back upstairs. This time, the groom is sitting on the edge of the bed totally naked and the young virgin notices that he has three toes missing on one foot!
She freaks again! She runs downstairs and announces to Momma, "Momma! Momma! He's got a foot and a half"! Momma replies, "Stay here child! I'll take care of this!"

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#5566151 - 01/26/15 07:06 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
HuntingTexas Offline
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eek2 rofl
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#5566157 - 01/26/15 07:08 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5566233 - 01/26/15 07:43 PM Re: new bride [Re: HuntingTexas]
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Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
eek2 rofl
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#5567627 - 01/27/15 03:07 PM Re: new bride [Re: 300j]
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Originally Posted By: 300j
Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
eek2 rofl
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#5568380 - 01/27/15 09:22 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
jdk1985 Offline
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no no no no no

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#5568823 - 01/28/15 08:44 AM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5569272 - 01/28/15 12:17 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5570036 - 01/28/15 07:33 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5574003 - 01/30/15 07:00 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5574032 - 01/30/15 07:15 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5579416 - 02/02/15 09:45 PM Re: new bride [Re: grandpa75672]
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Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
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Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
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#5579512 - 02/02/15 10:43 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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#5580087 - 02/03/15 10:26 AM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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roflmao
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#5582410 - 02/04/15 02:40 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
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