Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
Newfoundland outfitter, GarageNite, brayden98, tdyyoshi, centex duck
61799 Registered Users
Top Posters
dogcatcher 81332
stxranchman 52092
RWH24 44568
rifleman 44146
BOBO the Clown 42121
BMD 40617
bill oxner 38091
Big Orn 37484
txshntr 34314
sig226fan (Rguns.com) 31221
facebook
Forum Stats
61799 Members
46 Forums
427461 Topics
5896581 Posts

Max Online: 16728 @ 03/25/12 08:51 AM
Topic Options
#5566040 - 01/26/15 06:23 PM new bride
toro Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 11/16/10
Posts: 76
Loc: granbury
..A young couple gets married and they are poor so they have to spend their wedding night in Momma's house.
The bride is a virgin (go figure) and she is very nervous.
The bride and groom go upstairs to consummate the marriage and the groom takes off his pants and the bride freaks! She runs downstairs and says, "Momma! He's got big hairy legs!"
Momma says, "Don't worry about that! Get back upstairs and please your man"!
So the bride listens to Momma and goes back upstairs. And the groom takes off his shirt and the bride freaks again! She runs downstairs and says, "Momma! He's got a big hairy chest!"
Momma says, "Don't worry about that! Get back upstairs and please your man"!
So the bride listens to Momma and goes back upstairs. This time, the groom is sitting on the edge of the bed totally naked and the young virgin notices that he has three toes missing on one foot!
She freaks again! She runs downstairs and announces to Momma, "Momma! Momma! He's got a foot and a half"! Momma replies, "Stay here child! I'll take care of this!"

Top
#5566151 - 01/26/15 07:06 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
HuntingTexas Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 16784
Loc: Duncanville, Tx.
eek2 rofl
_________________________
" In God We Trust "




Top
#5566157 - 01/26/15 07:08 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
JRJ6 Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 03/13/14
Posts: 3983
Loc: Dallas, TX
clap

Top
#5566233 - 01/26/15 07:43 PM Re: new bride [Re: HuntingTexas]
300j Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 12/07/11
Posts: 1217
Loc: D/FW
Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
eek2 rofl
_________________________
All ready

Top
#5567627 - 01/27/15 03:07 PM Re: new bride [Re: 300j]
landsurveyor Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 02/16/11
Posts: 4643
Loc: Annetta TX
Originally Posted By: 300j
Originally Posted By: HuntingTexas
eek2 rofl
_________________________
"A hungry dog hunts best.” Lee Trevino

www.prospectlandsurveying.com

Top
#5568380 - 01/27/15 09:22 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
jdk1985 Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 08/15/11
Posts: 11928
Loc: Waco, TX
no no no no no

Top
#5568823 - 01/28/15 08:44 AM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
texasag93 Online   content


Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4417
Loc: Argyle
trout

Top
#5569272 - 01/28/15 12:17 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
CCBIRDDOGMAN Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 11/16/07
Posts: 9962
Loc: CEDAR CREEK LAKE
banana2
_________________________
Since Photbucket sucks, No sig pic.

Top
#5570036 - 01/28/15 07:33 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
aeb Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 06/06/10
Posts: 16216
Loc: West Texas
eeks333
_________________________



You sure you want to poach on our place?

Top
#5574003 - 01/30/15 07:00 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
grandpa75672 Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/27/05
Posts: 363
Loc: Quinlan, Tx
roflmao
_________________________

Top
#5574032 - 01/30/15 07:15 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
Simple Searcher Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 12/30/12
Posts: 4850
Loc: Helotes, Hext
clap
_________________________

"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark

Top
#5579416 - 02/02/15 09:45 PM Re: new bride [Re: grandpa75672]
chital_shikari Offline
Minor in training

Registered: 08/03/11
Posts: 12119
Originally Posted By: Simple Searcher
clap
Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
roflmao

Top
#5579512 - 02/02/15 10:43 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
pigplinker Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/07/11
Posts: 1165
Loc: Ben Wheeler,Tx
rofl

Top
#5580087 - 02/03/15 10:26 AM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
stxranchman Offline
Obie Juan Kenobi

Registered: 08/04/10
Posts: 52092
roflmao
_________________________


Top
#5582410 - 02/04/15 02:40 PM Re: new bride [Re: toro]
WTGuide Offline
Extreme Tracker

Registered: 07/04/08
Posts: 3839
Loc: Hondo, TX
_________________________
Think you can/Think you can't/Either way you're right


Top



© 2004-2016 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide