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And God said to Adam
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01/21/15 11:11 PM
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Bearpaw
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Subject: AND GOD SAID TO ADAM.......
God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for Me." Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You Want me to do?" God Said, "Go down Into that Valley." Adam said, "What's A valley?" God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the River." Adam said, "What's a River?" God explained that To him, and then said, "Go over to the Hill......" Adam said,
"What is a Hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On The Other side of the Hill you will find a Cave.." Adam said, 'What's a Cave?' After God explained, He Said, "In the cave You will find a woman." Adam said, "What's a Woman?' So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do That?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, Just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as Well. So, Adam goes down Into The valley, Across the river, and Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman. Then, in About five minutes, he was back. God, His patience Wearing thin, said Angrily, "What is It Now?" And Adam said.... * * (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!) * * * * * "What's a Headache?"
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Re: And God said to Adam
[Re: Bearpaw]
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01/22/15 02:02 AM
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decook
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That's good
Press for an AMERICAN.
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Re: And God said to Adam
[Re: Bearpaw]
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01/22/15 06:04 AM
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RedHoss
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I know a lot of guys that resemble that problem......LOL!
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Re: And God said to Adam
[Re: RedHoss]
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01/22/15 02:04 PM
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Boomer57
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I've got that same woman, different name though.
My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.
We're burnin daylite.
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Re: And God said to Adam
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01/22/15 04:06 PM
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Erathkid
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I've got that same woman, different name though. BC powder, keeps you, um, going strong.
Life is too short, as is. Don't chance it. Don't text and drive.
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Re: And God said to Adam
[Re: Erathkid]
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01/22/15 10:38 PM
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PMK
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I've got that same woman, different name though. BC powder, keeps you, um, going strong. what's a BC powder?
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: And God said to Adam
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01/23/15 03:16 AM
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TonyinVA
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I did not see that coming
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Re: And God said to Adam
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01/24/15 01:36 AM
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