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And God said to Adam #5556502 01/21/15 11:11 PM
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Subject: AND GOD SAID TO ADAM.......

God Said, "Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for
Me."
Adam
Said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?"
God
Said, "Go down
Into that
Valley."
Adam said, "What's
A valley?"
God explained it to him.

Then God said,
"Cross the
River."
Adam said, "What's a
River?"
God explained that
To him, and then said,
"Go over to the
Hill......"
Adam said,

"What is a
Hill?"
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On
The
Other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.."
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?'
After God explained,
He
Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a
Woman?'
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you
To
Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do
I do
That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."
And then,
Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as
Well.
So, Adam goes down
Into
The valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill,
Into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in
About five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, "What is
It
Now?"
And Adam said....
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(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
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"What's a
Headache?"

Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw] #5556836 01/22/15 02:02 AM
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Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw] #5557212 01/22/15 06:04 AM
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I know a lot of guys that resemble that problem......LOL! muyloco

Re: And God said to Adam [Re: RedHoss] #5557510 01/22/15 02:04 PM
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I've got that same woman, different name though.


My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.

We're burnin daylite.
Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Boomer57] #5557814 01/22/15 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By: Boomer57
I've got that same woman, different name though.
BC powder, keeps you, um, going strong.


Life is too short, as is. Don't chance it.
Don't text and drive.
Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Erathkid] #5558650 01/22/15 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted By: Erathkid
Originally Posted By: Boomer57
I've got that same woman, different name though.
BC powder, keeps you, um, going strong.

what's a BC powder?










roflmao


"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

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I did not see that coming

Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw] #5561083 01/24/15 01:36 AM
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