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#5556502 - 01/21/15 05:11 PM And God said to Adam
Bearpaw Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 60
Loc: west texas
Subject: AND GOD SAID TO ADAM.......

God Said, "Adam, I
Want you to do
Something for
Me."
Adam
Said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
Want me to do?"
God
Said, "Go down
Into that
Valley."
Adam said, "What's
A valley?"
God explained it to him.

Then God said,
"Cross the
River."
Adam said, "What's a
River?"
God explained that
To him, and then said,
"Go over to the
Hill......"
Adam said,

"What is a
Hill?"
So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On
The
Other side of the
Hill you will find a
Cave.."
Adam said, 'What's a
Cave?'
After God explained,
He
Said, "In the cave
You will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a
Woman?'
So God explained
That to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I
Want you
To
Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do
I do
That?"
God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."
And then,
Just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as
Well.
So, Adam goes down
Into
The valley,
Across the river, and
Over the hill,
Into the
Cave, and finds the
Woman.
Then, in
About five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience
Wearing thin, said
Angrily, "What is
It
Now?"
And Adam said....
*
*
(YOU'RE GOING TO
LOVE
THIS!!!!!!)
*
*
*
*
*
"What's a
Headache?"

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#5556836 - 01/21/15 08:02 PM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw]
decook Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/26/09
Posts: 1551
Loc: Montgomery, TX USA
lol444
That's good
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#5557212 - 01/22/15 12:04 AM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw]
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
I know a lot of guys that resemble that problem......LOL! muyloco

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#5557510 - 01/22/15 08:04 AM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: RedHoss]
Boomer57 Offline
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Registered: 10/05/09
Posts: 671
Loc: Rockwall Tx
I've got that same woman, different name though.
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My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.

We're burnin daylite.

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#5557814 - 01/22/15 10:06 AM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Boomer57]
Erathkid Offline
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Registered: 01/19/11
Posts: 15019
Loc: Dollas,Taxes Bluff Dale Tx
Originally Posted By: Boomer57
I've got that same woman, different name though.
BC powder, keeps you, um, going strong.
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#5558650 - 01/22/15 04:38 PM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Erathkid]
PMK Online   content
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 09/10/12
Posts: 5831
Loc: Central TX (Gtown/Austin)
Originally Posted By: Erathkid
Originally Posted By: Boomer57
I've got that same woman, different name though.
BC powder, keeps you, um, going strong.

what's a BC powder?










roflmao
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~PMK~

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#5559250 - 01/22/15 09:16 PM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw]
TonyinVA Online   content
Pro Tracker

Registered: 03/24/14
Posts: 1959
Loc: Virginia, USA
I did not see that coming

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#5561083 - 01/23/15 07:36 PM Re: And God said to Adam [Re: Bearpaw]
aeb Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 06/06/10
Posts: 16218
Loc: West Texas
bang
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You sure you want to poach on our place?

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