It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods, I found out when I
shopped there yesterday.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of ammo and targets,
the cashier pointed and said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control
wackos running amuck, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the
After I pulled my pants up they asked me to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer.
I still don't think I looked that bad.