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#5536399 - 01/11/15 08:20 PM How I lost my teeth!
RWH24 Offline
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Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 44568
Loc: Denison/North of Sherman, Tx
How I lost my teeth!

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.


She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”


I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”


She said, “I sure do."


I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”


My dental surgery is on Monday.
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#5536591 - 01/11/15 09:26 PM Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RWH24]
retfuz Offline


Registered: 04/05/09
Posts: 8006
Loc: Irving Tx. and Cedar Creek Lak...
Booze will do that to ya!

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#5536717 - 01/11/15 10:08 PM Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RWH24]
RWH24 Offline
sergeant

Registered: 11/23/04
Posts: 44568
Loc: Denison/North of Sherman, Tx
You never been to a bar after the fight and dude be missing a few teef...LOL

Was Irving WET?

Denison was drowning in hootch.
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#5536934 - 01/12/15 01:06 AM Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RWH24]
RedHoss Offline
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Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 2820
Loc: Houston, Texas
That's greatness right there....LOL

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#5538671 - 01/12/15 07:33 PM Re: How I lost my teeth! [Re: RWH24]
Gary Olson Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 289
Loc: Plano, TX
The least he could have done is ask her to come closer so he could clearly read the number and owner on her eartag earring.

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