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Proposal #5444624 11/26/14 07:50 PM
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A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"


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Re: Proposal [Re: reeltexan] #5445003 11/27/14 12:26 AM
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Answer: "Poor, unemployed, with 2 children from my previous marriage".

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Only two? When I was still single I met a single woman that had five. When I found out about them, I ran like heck. I met one that had two and then I found out she was already pregnant again when I met her and was looking for a daddy for her unborn kid. I had to go!

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Originally Posted By: Gary Olson
Answer: "Poor, unemployed, with 2 children from my previous marriage".


You don't have to be married more than once to realize that once was once to many!

I've only been married once. When I would introduce my wife and kids to someone, I would say "This is my wife, Pat, and these are my children from my first marriage." Which was true!

I thought it was hilarious but some women have not sense of humor.

Sometimes, I really miss that gal! Oh, well!


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I'm on my 2nd Wife. I refer to my first as my entry level Wife.


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