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#5530695 - 01/09/15 03:16 PM Gone Fishing
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,...but, I fish on Fridays."
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#5531017 - 01/09/15 05:27 PM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5531245 - 01/09/15 06:52 PM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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roflmao
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#5546189 - 01/16/15 12:39 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Greatness right there!...LOL banana

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#5546590 - 01/16/15 09:32 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5549520 - 01/18/15 09:03 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Lmao
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#5553443 - 01/20/15 08:08 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Good one.

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#5553871 - 01/20/15 11:34 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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There ya go
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#5677965 - 03/31/15 11:51 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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Bwaaahaaaahaaaa !!!!! Love it !!!

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#5677979 - 03/31/15 12:02 PM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5680013 - 04/01/15 04:28 PM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5693311 - 04/10/15 03:19 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5720061 - 04/28/15 11:45 AM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
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#5720569 - 04/28/15 05:07 PM Re: Gone Fishing [Re: sleepyhunter]
Minter66 Offline
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Registered: 11/05/10
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Loc: Keller, TX
At that point, he should have just said "you can have her!"

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