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#5527287 - 01/08/15 07:18 AM Arthritis
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Registered: 12/30/12
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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”,then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
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#5527333 - 01/08/15 07:54 AM Re: Arthritis [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 08/04/10
Posts: 52092
roflmao
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#5527404 - 01/08/15 08:30 AM Re: Arthritis [Re: stxranchman]
KG68 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 10/14/09
Posts: 6271
Loc: Goldthwaite,Tx
clap

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#5527631 - 01/08/15 10:04 AM Re: Arthritis [Re: Simple Searcher]
elcasador Offline
Pro Tracker

Registered: 08/09/11
Posts: 1484
Loc: Lake Worth
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#5529578 - 01/09/15 07:49 AM Re: Arthritis [Re: Simple Searcher]
Gary Olson Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 01/24/13
Posts: 257
Loc: Plano, TX
Hubris destructus. 3 trips around the rosary for you father.

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#5531330 - 01/09/15 07:27 PM Re: Arthritis [Re: Simple Searcher]
aeb Offline
THF Celebrity

Registered: 06/06/10
Posts: 16200
Loc: West Texas
Oops!
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#5534050 - 01/10/15 11:15 PM Re: Arthritis [Re: Simple Searcher]
sleepyhunter Offline
Bird Dog

Registered: 09/04/13
Posts: 338
Loc: Burleson TX
wtf peep clap
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#5535020 - 01/11/15 01:19 PM Re: Arthritis [Re: Simple Searcher]
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Registered: 04/12/09
Posts: 4302
Loc: Argyle
loco_too

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