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Two trees and a woodpecker
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Two trees and a woodpecker
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Good one! I needed a good laugh. Thanks....LOL
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When I saw the title my dyslexia kicked in I read it as two trees and a peckerwood!
Last edited by DrPerry; 12/29/14 09:30 PM.
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