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#5495095 - 12/23/14 10:19 AM Two trees and a woodpecker
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."
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#5495751 - 12/23/14 02:45 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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Good one! I needed a good laugh. Thanks....LOL

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#5496330 - 12/23/14 08:03 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5496843 - 12/24/14 03:27 AM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5497859 - 12/24/14 02:29 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
KG68 Offline
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#5500827 - 12/26/14 03:15 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5506672 - 12/29/14 03:29 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
DrPerry Offline
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When I saw the title my dyslexia kicked in

I read it as two trees and a peckerwood!


Edited by DrPerry (12/29/14 03:30 PM)
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#5507703 - 12/29/14 10:17 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5512929 - 01/01/15 12:15 PM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5514930 - 01/02/15 08:45 AM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5514992 - 01/02/15 09:15 AM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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#5516673 - 01/03/15 12:12 AM Re: Two trees and a woodpecker [Re: redfred]
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