An Arab had an oil well and it caught on fire. He was losing 100,000 dollars a day so he called Red Adair the famous oil well fire putter outter guy. He told him it would cost 200,000 thousand dollars and it would take him at least 6 wks to get there.
The Arab just couldn't wait that long so he called the first name in the phone book under oil well fire putter outters and it happened to be a Polish man named Solousky and Family oil well fire putter outters. He told him he could be there that afternoon and it would only cost 5000 dollars so they made a deal.
About one'o clock that afternoon the Arab saw a white pickup truck come over the hill with about 15 people in the back.
the truck was headed directly at the blazing oil well and was steadily gaining speed. by the time it reached the fire it was doing at least 100 miles an hour and when they stopped in the middle of the fire all of the people in the back jumped out and started shoveling sand onto the fire while some of them took tarps and were smothering it out while some were desperate and just peed on the fire.
The fire went out! The Arab was so tickled he went running out to the group and said where is Solousky and this man came walking out from beind the truck absolutely burned all to s***. He said I'm Solousky and the Arab said heres 100,000 for such a good job. He said what are you going to do with all that money and the Polish Business Owner said " The first thing we are going to do is get the brakes fixed on this truck!"